Stealing from Josh again....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Amenah!

1. Amenah cannot swim!
2. Amenah is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
3. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Amenah.
4. Pacman was originally called Amenahman.
5. If you lick Amenah ten times, you will consume one calorie!
6. Amenah is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
7. Until the 1960s, Amenah was not allowed to enter Disneyland!
8. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Amenah in your ear 700 times.
9. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Amenah into a volcano it would stop erupting.
10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Amenah.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Imran!

1. If you chew gum while peeling Imran then it will stop you from crying.
2. Imran can taste with his feet.
3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Imran on New Year's Day!
4. Imran was originally called Cheerioats.
5. Imran is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Imran.
7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Imran every year.
8. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Imran!
9. Over 2000 people have now climbed Imran, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
10. Imran will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.

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God is Good....!

March 16, 2006
Amenah Babar
42575 Co Rd 43
Willow River, Minnesota 55795

Dear Amenah Babar,
Congratulations on your admission to the University of Minnesota School of Public Health. Because of your leadership potential, ability to contribute to the intellectual vitality of the school, and capacity to make future contributions to the field of public health we are pleased to offer you admission as a School of Public Health Dean’s Scholar:

Scholarship: SPH Dean’s Scholar
Amount: $2,500 per semester for up to four semesters ($10,000)
This is a merit-based award intended to attract high caliber students to the SPH. The scholarship committee selected you from among approximately 160 very qualified applicants.
We are honored by your desire to pursue your academic aspirations at our school, and look forward to meeting you in the fall when you join our 2006-2007 academic community.

Regards,
John R. Finnegan Jr, Ph.D.
Professor, Dean

Baptism

Me to all my friends, including Azra and Imran:
"Hey, guess what?"

Them: "What?" (most were probably thinking that I had gotten news from harvard, or that I had finally accomplished to trick some poor unsuspecting foolish boy to pretend to be my boyfriend.)

Me in corny exclamation: "I'm getting...(pause for dramatic effect)..baptized!"

Them, and I mean all of them (probably in some sort of unison, except that they're all sprawled out across the country/ world and it was on different days) (and in case you are forgetful, that also includes Azra and Imran, my blood):
"Yeah? Aren't you already baptized?"

The same exact phrase from everyone. No one jumped up and down. Well, actually, that's not all true-- Rashika did a better job at responding, I have to give her credit. But the rest of you...! tsk tsk!

So, I did it today, in a pool--a mighty warm soothing pool.

I suppose I'll give you some more detail later. This is just for the record.

G'nite for now, since I'm exhausted.

Words of Wisdom

1.
Take your hand out of the car door. Preferably before someone, ahem, Akochi, slams it shut.
Yeah. Ouch.

2.
If you are in the mood to bawl your eyes out for a day straight, watch Lifetime.

3.
Don't gleefully wave around an agar plate containing a contaminating spore; and then don't open the agar plate after someone like John tells you not to open the agar plate to prevent it from spreading.

4.
buy new computers using the govt's money--for work. like, a dell latitude D810. better yet, plan to order a recreational system through Ambis next week.

5.
if you are on a diet, don't make baklava.

6.
go home. don't work on weekends, late evenings, and early mornings. choose one or the other, but not all of the above.

7.
eat vegetables.