Prison Break

Am I the only one freaked out about all these prison breaks? I mean, have I missed something? Has this been going on for some time?

And what is with four way crossings that have no stop signs? That's Hamilton for ya.

And, why do worms love the rain? I'm a terrible scientist.

Of Aprils and Fools

Phone Dude: Wess speaking

Me: Oh, hello, I'm calling concerning the DVD Bible offer--the advertisement I just saw on CNN....
(pause)

Me: Yes, well, you see I have a question. I'm curious, I see you have the DVD in King James Version, but do you by chance have it also in New King James?

Wess: Well...I can certainly try to answer your question...What is your zipcode?

Me: (pause as I'm contemplating the reasoning for that type of question, wondering whether he could send me solicitations..finally i decide there is no harm, since the dude doesn't know my name) *****

Wess: Okay, thanks... (proceeds to rapidly pitch sales speech): blah blah blah..something Bible...limited offer...blah blah....free children's video...blah blah blah....one time offer! what better deal could you possibly find!...(finally) And yes the DVD Bible comes in the Old and New Testament.

Me: (a lil bewildered by the unexpected sales pitch) Right. I was wondering though, I know you have this in the King James Version, do you have it in the (major emphasis here) New King James Version?

Wess: Why yes, mam, as I've mentioned it comes in the Old and New Testament.

Me: (holding back a chuckle) Yes, well. I mean do you have different versions: not the old King James, but the New.

Wess: Mam, the Old comes with the New Testament.

Me: Thank you Wess. I think you've answered my question.
*click

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At any rate, call it crazy but I feel a little forgotten. No one pranked me on 4.1.06. This a serious problem folks. I mean, I have been pranked every year for the past....oh 'snap', i'm almost 23..!!!!

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